"Some animal products are vegan, you know, in certain circumstances."
"Fish is a number."
"Latitude is a country."
"My cat is Rick Santorum."
"Coffee is made from the tears of fruit."
"All bachelors are married."
"Aunts don’t have nieces or nephews."
"Chairs were originally made to make tables feel less lonely. It’s only recently that we’ve learned they’re also good for sitting on."
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- theheartofthedisease said: Awkward I thought chairs were there to keep tables company… :s
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